A small dog. Not a puppy. Goldfish aren’t as easy as people say. I need I hate being sexy but I’m a Pontoon Captain so I can’t help it sunset shirt. They die cause they don’t receive the proper care. Then you have to constantly deal with that. Not a cat because its litter box should be cleaned every day. You could get a self cleaner. But I’m sure even that needs maintenance. Cats also destroy everything. Not a rabbit because they do require work. You could look into a reptile. Like a small snake. They eat once a week and very low maintenance.